Things I don't get

Young men who insist on wearing their pants so large they have to permanenty dedicate one hand to holding them up.


Women over a certain age wearing mini-skirts, short shorts in public. If you have to *ahem* readjust your inseam...they are too short. (Worst, wearing inappropriate clothes to your child's games/activites.)

Ongoing yard/garage sales. If you set your stuff up everyday, you're running a business. At some point you are going to have to throw your junk away!

Mompetitors. "My daughter started walking at 9 months, potty trained right after her first birthday, can read and right before 4, blah blah blah."

Owning an expensive car (you know with pretty paint job, big wheels) and parking it every night in front of a shack. This is especially worse when children apparently live there.

Selffish smokers. Yes, I respect your right to harm your body. However, I would like to be able to make that decision for myself and my kids. Don't smoke next to the enterance of a public building, in cars with children, in homes with children, etc. It stinks. You stink. And I don't want to. Please and Thank You!!

Hoarding of any kind. Don't buy things you don't need, take it home (throw it on a table or in a box), forget about it, then buy again because it's on sale. Just because it is on sale/clearance does not mean you need it.

Lazyness. Do not complain that you need help with something that you aren't willing to do by yourself in the first place. (Worst yet, you aren't willing to do it when help arrives.) You got yourself there, figure it out.
Handle bar mustaches.

People with that foamy saliva built up in the corners of their mouth as they speak. (They have got to feel that...ugh)

Unnecessary product upgrades, e.g., the scented handles on the package of disposable razors.

People who are neither playing beach volley ball nor water skiing, but still insist on securing their sunglasses with those chum things.


What things stump you?